Reasons I can’t get up to write this morning:
1 min readApr 28, 2015
- It’s still dark and humans are supposed to wake up with the sunrise
- I’m really stiff this morning
- No seriously though what if I’m coming down with the flu
- I went to bed half an hour later than normal last night
- I went to bed super early last night and now my sleep cycle is ruined and sleeping in this morning is the only way to rectify it
- I think I’m out of the good coffee
- My pillow is really extra super warm today
- I wrote so much yesterday
- I didn’t write anything yesterday what’s even the point of trying today
- I have a meeting later and I need to look rested
- I’m going out for dinner tonight and if I wake up this early I’m just going to fall asleep at the table
- What if I wake up at 3am tomorrow and do a double writing shift instead
- Literally no human being in history has managed to have a full time job and write every day
- Why do I even try to write anyway, obviously I’m terrible at it
- I have morning breath
- The blankets are tucked in just right and come on that never happens
